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Oh yes, so big!! MY kernels are POPING! Yes YES SO SO CORNY

[7:12 PM]

Black Corn is way bigger than the small and mushy pale corn. Only it's big cob can fill me with creamy Vitamin B-6 and Magnesium.

[7:12 PM]

My corn got butter all over because I was so corny. Time to go stalk my future wife. Cornisha. She's a bitch......

[7:12 PM]

I wanna suck big black corn in my stalking holes and i wanna make if pop with my inner heat

[7:12 PM]

I love seeing those long black stalks. Makes me cream my corn thinking about them squirting hot butter all over my anus and piping my kernels

[7:12 PM]

Id love me a big black corncob rite now, because i love those big black corncobs, it soo makes me wanna kernel now..im soo corny like ughh

[7:13 PM]

Black Corn.. the story of my life. It all started back in 08, in Clayton, Louisiana back when I was still making Moonshine for a living. One day I came across a field of corn, not just any type of corn, it was BLACK corn, corn as far as the eye could see. So I went in closer to investigate this corn. I was thinking I could maybe get myself a quick snack. Yes, this is technically stealing so I'm GTA MOTHERFUCKER. Anyways, I grabbed myself a couple of ears of corn. They were quite long and stiff, warm too, I stripped them and began getting the bugs off of them so I could eat. Then I saw it.. the longest motherfucking corn ear I've ever seen, god damn it was big. Then I got rapped by a band of black people. The End. See y'all next time, when Me and Cletus make some apple cider, get drunk and fuck donkeys!

[7:13 PM]

I like big black corns it reminded me when i saw my first ever black corn with hairs around it was wired at first i told my mum look mum she said "Whole son you really have a really big corn and have some hair on there. son your plant is going through a hard rough time but its going to get bigger way bigger" So i was happy at first then it got to big you know! no didn't like it, it was too long

[7:14 PM]

This corn makes me harder than kernel sanders

[7:14 PM]

This corn makes me harder than kernel sanders

[7:14 PM]

This corn makes me harder than kernel sanders This corn makes me harder than kernel sanders This corn makes me harder than kernel sanders

[7:14 PM]

This makes me so corny! I love it when I slather that big black corn dildo and shove it in my hairy rectum rapidly ripping it as I go. Sometimes I even boil it so it's hot and burn me because I love it rough and I'm just SO CORNY! I love putting it on the floor bouncing up and down ripping my organs as I go. I also love it when I steal an old lady from the nursing home take her to a warehouse and beat her booty senseless with it. I just want to scream and shout and bounce all around because of that big black luscious corn dildo. OMG SOMEONE CORN ME!

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